Obama + Constitution = 0, zero, nothing, nada

Some ask why I call Barack Hussein Obama "Mr. 0" in this blog. First, it's not O, the uppercase of o. It's 0 as in the number that follows 9 on your keyboard.

Which then raises the question: "Why are you calling him 'Mr. Zero?'"

Several reasons. First of all, I just don't like typing (or hearing or speaking or seeing or thinking, etc.) his name. And I've lived long enough to remember America's arch enemy Nikita Kruschev. You know, that bullet-headed meanie who pounded his shoe at the U.N. and promised America "We will bury you!" I wasn't the only one then who didn't like his name, and America pretty much called the Soviet dictator "Mr. K."

And I'd rather use "Mr. 0" than other longer synonyms, like "treasonous tyrant" or "Marxist dictator" or, well, you get the idea.

But the real reason is this: When America finally realizes Mr. 0 isn't constitutionally qualified to be the President of the United States, everything this treasonous tyrant (oops!) committed in the Oval Office will be reduced to zero! And that thought makes me smile.

I look forward to that day. Somehow, though, even if Mr. 0 doesn't produce an authentic forgery of his missing long-form birth certificate, needed for him to be declared a natural born citizen and have the p in president properly capitalized (note that many break style rules and don't capitalize for this very reason), the Dems and their media lackeys will find it in their heart to overlook this premeditated fraud. After all, they'll say, he didn't know of the U.S. Constitution's qualifications, even though his resume says Mr. 0 is a Constitutional scholar. They'll ask us if everything on OUR resumes is truthful, and we'll look sheepish.

And then, after the race card, they'll play their trump card: "To err is human; to forgive, divine." They'll ask all us bitter Bible-huggers to do what's right and turn the other cheek -- and let Mr. 0 ruin the land we love for another four years.

That'll come with a satisfaction guarantee like that of the trashmen in the cartoon stripe "Hi and Lois." Visible in the grime on their filthy truck are the words Dems live by: "Your satisfaction guaranteed -- or double your trash back!"

And I wonder how many of us right-minded Americans will want to wade through the blood and carnage necessary to successfully oust Mr. 0 as the usurper he in truth is.